Modern Technology

I had to go to the grocery store today. I came across two items that I've never seen before:

1. Dermatologist-approved toilet paper, and
   
2. Dairy-free cheese (called "Cheezely", no less)

If you want to be a vegan, fine, but then why create a cheese substitute? Anything that says "tastes like real cheese" can't be good, can it? And what's with the dermatologist-approved toilet paper? Do people have sensitive bums? And WHY, if they can make these products, do they not have ice cream made with real cream?

Sometimes I wonder about our modern world...