Today our Homeowner's Association emailed a memo with the following notes of concern:
- Please note that the dustbins at the security room are not for your use. (What is a "security room"? I didn't know we had one, but I could use a security room as I'm feeling rather insecure today.)
- Please also do not make use of your neighbour's dustbin. (I'm detecting a theme, here...)
- Contact the Council to replace the bin at your house if it is broken. (There is a Dustbin Council? Wow! I feel like I'm living in a Star Wars movie... or maybe a secret spy movie... "Your time has come to appear before the Council of the Dustbin and plead your case.")
I think I should report them to... The Council (cue eerie music and maniacal laughter).